Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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