i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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