We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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