I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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