I want to walk on stilts...naked
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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