...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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