Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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