: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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