Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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