Yo dont text me then not text me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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