do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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