The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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