ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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