i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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