Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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