i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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