Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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