Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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