You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My breasts were aching with rage.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I wear drunk well.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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