Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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