No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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