And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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