Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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