I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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