somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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