Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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