I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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