Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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