My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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