my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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