i jhust puked up my retainher.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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