To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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