I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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