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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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