38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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