no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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