she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.