Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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