I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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