I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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