My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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