wakey wakey hands off snakey
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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