Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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