this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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