Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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