Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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