just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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