Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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