i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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