I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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