I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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