umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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