If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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