i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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