why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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