i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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