I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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