Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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