You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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